DONALD.................Gary N. Horowitz 
 PATRICIA...................Aimée Barile 
 ALBERT.................Darren Reinstein 
 CINDY..................Ashley A. Knaysi 
 NORM..................Robert Emmet Finn 
 TWINKLE.....................Kati Farkas 
 WIZARD....................Simon Strange 
 HAMLET...................Lauren Spooner 
 BARNYARD...................Steve Broido 
 FISHBOWL....................Nella Young 
 CORNFLAKE...................Adam Hirsch 
 MILK-BAT..........Arwen Elaine Anderson 
 HOST..........................Sam Sober 
 WAITER.............Jaime McAdams-Sandin 

 DIRECTOR.................Jonica D. Patella 
 MUSICAL DIRECTOR.............Thomas Hoetzl 
 STAGE MANAGER..............Kelly K. Butler 
 SET DESIGNER..........Daniel Henry Gartner 
 LIGHTING DESIGNER............Sacha Shapiro 
 COSTUME DESIGNER............Sarah Bartlett 
 SOUND DESIGNER.......Arika Lisanne Mittman 
 PROPERTIES..................Nancy R. Shane 
 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR.........Cana Lynn McCoy 
 ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGERS.........Lia Salza 
              ........Jennifer Sarah Levine 
 MAKE-UP/HAIR DESIGN....Katariina Vehaskari