Q. Holy shit, do I ever update my web site?
A. No.

So you might be here to look at my resume, and you might be here to find out what zuty means. Either goal is worthy, and I encourage your progress.

Also, I think I may have joined a thing called New Composer's Web Ring. If I did, you can read about it.

Or you might be here to see some pictures from a recent trip I took to the Museum of Natural History with some members of my family. And then there's the national tour of Tommy that I did, and some adventures therein. Also, my Annoyingly Long Theater Listing is back, but incomplete. If you are aware of something that should be there and isn't, send me an email about it.

I suppose there's a chance you came here looking for porn. There isn't any.

I've been in New York for four years now. I still have three unwrapped sets of venetian blinds in the closet instead of in the windows. I used to even have four unused boxes, but my dear friend John busted one of them. Read about John. NOW.

I urge you in this paragraph to read Grumble. It's really good. And I won an award for my brilliance.

There are other things you could click on. Each is either good, exciting, worth your time, or completely stupid.

I know these web pages are sorely out of date, but dates of all kind have eluded me for years. Don't expect miracles. You'll only get pudding. Furthermore, even though I have finally purchased a USB scanner, my people page hasn't been updated. It's old. Some of those folks are no longer my friends. It takes a lot to be my friend, dammit. Treat me well.

I hope you're having a nice day.